Might as well stop denying I look forward to Joe Millionaire
I can’t believe they flashed up subtitles on the screen, documenting the schmecking noises that Evan & Sarah were making.
I still hate Melissa’s teeth. How does she not know what garlic looks like? And it was kinda funny that you saw down her shirt to her bra every time the camera hit her. That meal looked terrible. “I don’t clean”? Needs to be pampered = high maintenance = stay away! Yet she wants to go to a third world country and help children? Oh yeah, because she’s a “mercenary” kind of person.
Is it me or does Evan give a lot of blank stares? I think I’m basically rooting for Zora because she’s the best looking. She needs to get some self-esteem and lay off the suspicion, though. WTF was up with the sunkissed-wildlife footage and the Disney-movie-happy-ending music? I can’t believe those bitches just invited themselves into the hot tub. And of course his dumbass didn’t say “ya know, me and Zora are trying to have some quality time.” No, he thought, “there’s 4 girls in the hot tub with me, duuuuuuuuhhhhh.” I take it back. I don’t want Zora to win, because this whole damn competition is so ridiculous. She can do so much better.
Was that fencing I saw? Did she have a feather in her cap? Mojo is a crazy crackhead Phil-from-The-Bachelorette scary kinda gal. Heh, she got booted because she scared the hell out of him in a boiling rabbit sort of way.
And Melissa thinks she can change Evan’s beer-guzzling Hooters-eating ways?
Evan’s hair looks okay from exactly one angle, and that is dead on from the front.
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January 28th, 2003 at 10:13 am
lol
You know, you’re right, he does do that blank stare thing a lot. I don’t think it’s intentional though, he’s only expressing what’s on his mind.